Need I really say anything?

Poor Justin. One could only hope the rest of her body doesn’t look like it’s been through the tannery. All those years of smoking are sure paying off!

Lindsay Lohan has a mystery buldge. Beef curtains perhaps? I think we’ve seen enough nasty crotch shots from her this year.

Paris Hilton really needs to be careful when hauling around her purses. While she decided to touch up her nailpolish, you can clearly see her bag of weed. What a party girl.